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There Must Be Somewhere (on the internet)

from Somewhere on the Internet by Naked Mall Rats

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Here I am now, entertain me

There must be somewhere on the internet I can go
Where furverts serenade me with mp3s of ukelele
Where I'm not bored or ignored
Where dramas can unfurl in a semi-real world
And I can argue with strangers!
Where I can converse in text, pics and links, quote in verbatiim
Steal all the music and movies in history
and never read a book, but maybe a blog
Where every day I get a message, saying:

LADY YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL, BIGGER IT NOW SUDDENLY!
NATURALLY IRRESISTABLE YOUR CORPORATE IDENTITY!
GET MUSCULAR, THICK-VEINED PORN STAR COCK!
THIS IS THE MOST MODERN AND SAFE WAY NOT TO COVER WITH SHAME!

There must be somewhere on the internet I can go
Where all my interactions are transcribed for posterity
And nothing is left to the vagaries of memory
My emotional history compiled from binary and
Rendered up in cold text in few fonts
There must be somewhere I can go on the internet
Is that what I want?

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from Somewhere on the Internet, released March 31, 2007

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