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Haunted rowhomes seethe in slumber Infernal penumbra in urban tundra Hypertetrahedrons collide inside Impossible geometry diminishes your mind Atrocity in stasis you can't unsee Now you can't spell eternity
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE HAD A WALRUS MOUSTACHE. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE COULD NOT EAT SOUP GRACEFULLY. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE COULD REALLY TICKLE THE IVORIES. WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT PHILOSOPHY? IT’S ALL GREEK TO ME. THINKING IS BORING. I THINK THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. Nietzche comma Friedrich Moustache comma had a walrus
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Drumthwacket 01:05
WHAT IS IN THE PAPER BAG YOU ASK? NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX. ALL RIGHT, I’LL TELL YOU. IT’S A CAT’S HEAD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A CAT’S HEAD YOU ASK? I’M OFF TO THE GOVERNOR’S MANSION TO TOSS IT ONTO THE FRONT PORCH. WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT YOU ASK? I’M NOT SURE. WHERE DID I GET THE CAT’S HEAD YOU ASK? I’LL NEVER TELL. MEOW.
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DOODLING JACK WILL NEVER COME BACK THEY TOOK AWAY HIS PEN HE DREW TRIANGLES AND HE DREW SQUARES AND TINY STICK FIGURES WITH BIG BUSHY HAIR HE DOODLED HERE AND HE DOODLED THERE HE DOODLED ON EVERY BLANK SURFACE HE DIDN'T CARE DOODLING JACK WILL NEVER BE BACK WE’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN DOODLING JACK WILL NEVER COME BACK THEY TOOK AWAY HIS PEN.
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THERE WERE NO ONCE UPON A TIMES IN THIS HOUSE. WE KEPT ALL OF THE STORIES OUT. KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? PHILIP GLASS. PHILIP GLASS WHO? PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS. I FELL FROM THE LADDER AND MY LAST IDEA LIGHTBULB SHATTERED. WHY DID THE PHILIP GLASSES CROSS THE ROAD? TO COME TO MY HOUSE. NOW THEY ARE HERE EVERY NIGHT. THEY TELL ME THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I EAT CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY AFTER CANDY. THE PHILIP GLASSES TOLD ME THAT THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY. IN BARBERSHOP HARMONY.
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I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER PHILLIP THE REGULAR. I AM A TREMBLING BRAIN WITH A HANK OF HAIR ON A BLACK SILK CUSHION. I AN UNABLE TO SAY THE WORDS HAPPY NEW YEAR. I MISSED NEW YEARS EVE. I HAVE OLD CALENDARS. THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY HOUSE. I AM 3 SHIRTS TO THE WIND IN MY FLYING CHAIR. I ALMOST LOST MY GROUCHO. I’M ALWAYS WHISPERING POLITICS, SWOLLEN TONGUES COOKED ON THE GRIDDLE IN POLITICAL SAUCE TO MY KNICK KNACK FRIENDS THE THREE BLAHS. KNICK KNACKS LIFE SHELF SAD LIFE. THERE ARE STEREOPHONIC TORNADOS ON THE RADIO. PIZZICATO GROTESKEM. AS YOU CAN SEE
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The street's packed with centurions  Flames lick all the old towers  Firefighters scale sideways on every story  Kids race around like electrons  I've never been to this neighborhood before  Yet City Hall is just over there  But that's not Billy Penn  That's just another monument-topped dollar store  Called "The Million Billion Dollar Store"  Every dollar store monument-topped  An architect arrives  Having fled his 52 square foot glass cube in Brooklyn  Which received national exposure  (In fact it's named "National Exposure")  He goes and buys a pretzel
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When the hulk lingering overlong was gone Before a bland black glass leviathan Condominium rose in its stead in its bed, [The plot was filled and coated] obsidian Slathered so smooth. After it cooled, Before the desecration by demarcation For the purpose of a placeholder parking lot, I happened upon fresh immaculate asphalt And was enthralled by this vast tile of perfect jet.
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Figure Een: piano GK: synth, mellotron

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released May 29, 2020

Haunted Rowhome

Andrew Mars: vocals
Figure Een: piano, crackle
George Korein: lyrics, synth

Walrus Moustache

Figure Een: lyrics, voxbeatbox, Friedrich piano
George Korein: guitar, bass, syn horn, beat, vocals

Drumthwacket

Figure Een: lyrics
GK: keys, beat, vocals

Doodling Jack

Figure Een: lyrics
GK: ebow lap steel, fretless guitar, vocals

Philip Repeats Recursive Jokes

Erica Corbo: vocals
Figure Een: lyrics, Sony V-O-R Piano
GK: organ
*: vocals

Pizzicato Groteskem

Figure Een: lyric
GK: fretless guitar, drums, organ, vocals

One Meridians

Figure Een: vocals, orchestra
Ashley Tini: bikewheel instrument
Michael Anton Parker: bikewheel luthier
GK: lyric

One Meridians 2: Perfect Asphalt

Alex Vallejo: vocals
Figure Een: piano
GK: synth, lyric

Haunted Rowhomes

Figure Een: piano
GK: synth, mellotron

Home recording by everybody
Studio tracking by Zach Goldstein, Barry Knob, Colin Marston
Mixing by Zach Goldstein and Colin Marston
Mastered by Colin Marston
* Barbershop John

Cover art by the Figure Een
Frame by the George Korein

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