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You are tardy, yes, you dawdle
You sass with too much cheek
You talk back and get smart
And I've seen the things you sneak
You ought to know we know a number
We can make a prompt appointment
We've catalogued your faults
He'll provide a potent ointment

The Specialist
Instruments and implements in his white coat
The Specialist
House calls in his white van
The Specialist
You can’t dispute the doctor's orders
The Specialist
Better than the boogie man

You should meet “our mother the monster”
and Uncle Gunnysack
The bag man, the sack man, the small man,
The lung-crushing old hag
You know who knows when you are sleeping
And knows when you’re awake
And knows if you’ve been bad or good
Love the way Santa makes the vermin quake

7 O'Clock Man is always on time
Great Black Bird rules the sky
Mitten-biter longs to get his mitts on your mitts,
You little shits know why
The hookman and the fat extractor
Cook a stew that’s out of sight
The Master of Midnight is ten kids tall,
With a ten kid quota each night

The old woman with horns is demonic,
The Eating Beast is ravenous
The Deep-Voiced Man sounds like Ken Nordine,
Resonant and cavernous
Copperpenis Owl knows how to make an impression,
But no one brings as much precision to the profession as

The Specialist
When he sees you we’ll see results
The Specialist
Venig dummkopf, you’ll get set straight
The Specialist
Foremost in his field
The Specialist
I bet he can’t wait

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from Automating Season, released August 3, 2019

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